I'll be your tour guide... " gg noni "

I'm a water structure research drone stationed here, in the hall of effluence--

colloquially known as... the dirty water tube.

My job is to compile an archive of this place and monitor its

• machinations
• rate of flow
• contents and makeup
• air quality, or 'atmosphere'

as well as disseminating this information to you, dear visitor.

* I have been strictly forbidden from directly intervening into any active processes and only have clearance to observe and report. The office is backed up immensely. They may have been drowned out in the last overflow. I'm too afraid to check... but I'm sure it will all come back to stasis soon.

Meanwhile, I am your guide through the corridors and junctions of this place. Please enjoy your time here.